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	Random... Talk about life, the universe, and everything... Moderator: Radish C. Organix	12	27	on Dec 7, 2007, 11:18pm by BOhpGUiAy in PmSJBSIb
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	Departure Lounge Come here to be born... you're not going to like it much, sorry. But it does tend to help if you intend to have a life Moderator: Radish C. Organix	8	23	on Jul 21, 2005, 1:29pm by Radish C. Organix in Archie
	The Guide All kinds of totally hoopy information that might prove useful to you. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
Ursa Minor
	The Guide Offices A tall beautiful building consisting of two thirty-storey white towers connected by a bridge half-way up their length. The building is the home of a book, and was built here on the proceeds of an extraordinary copyright law suit fought between the book's editors and a breakfast cereal company. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	1	10	on Oct 22, 2006, 8:12am by TREW in Radish's Office
	The Beach Here the sun shines brightest of all, glittering on the swimming pools, shimmering on the white, palm-lined boulevards, glistening on the healthy bronzed specks moving up and down them, gleaming off the villas, the hazy airpads, the beach bars and so on Moderator: Radish C. Organix	1	17	on Sept 30, 2005, 2:05pm by Radish C. Organix in Just Chilling
	Lamantine District One of those very few areas which doesn't enjoy a perpetual Saturday afternoon - it enjoys instead the cool of a perpetual early Saturday evening. A district of shops, bolonut trees and pavement cafes where the UM-Betans come to relax after a hard afternoon's relaxation on the beach Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
Earth
	Earth Earth is a disregarded little blue-green planet far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy (specifically, Galactic Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha.) It is populated by all sorts of creatures, of which the most important are mice, dolphins and human beings, the latter of whom may or may not be descended from a race of Golgafrinchan telephone sanitisers, hairdressers, management consultants, and documentary film producers. These Golgafrinchans arrived in a space ark which crashed onto the planet about two million years before the Vogons destroyed it, and christened their new home "Fintlewoodlewix". Though often mistaken for a planet, Earth is in reality the greatest supercomputer of all time, designed by Deep Thought to discover the Great Question of Life, The Universe And Everything (to which the answer is 42). The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy used to describe Earth as "harmless". After lengthy research Ford Prefect expanded the entry, which was then cut down to "mostly harmless". Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
Beltelgeuse
	Betelgeuse Five Betelgeuse Five is the home planet of Galactic President Zaphod Beeblebrox and his semi-cousin Ford Prefect Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Betelgeuse Seven Betelgeuse Seven was the birthplace of Ford Prefect's father, who was the only survivor of the Great Collapsing Hrung Disaster of Gal./Sid./Year 03758, which wiped out the old Praxibetel communities on the planet. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
Frogstar worlds
	Frogstar World A Frogstar World A is the first planet of the Frogstar system and the home of the Frogstar fighters and an altogether more congenial place than Frogstar World B. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Frogstar World B Frogstar World B is said to be "the most totally evil place in the galaxy". Frogstar B is the home of the Total Perspective Vortex, a machine that effectively annihilates your soul by showing you in one instant the whole infinity of creation and yourself in relation to it. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Frogstar World C Frogstar World C is the home planet of Gargravarr, the guardian of the Total Perspective Vortex. It is said to be a beautiful place with wonderful fishing opportunities. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
Some other places...
	Alpha Centuri Home of the planning division... Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Bethselamin A fabulously beautifu planet.. just don't forget your receipt Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Damogran A hot, remote, almost totally unheard of planet Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Viltvodel 6 Viltvodle VI is the home world of the small, blue, fifty-armed Jatravartids, who live in perpetual fear of what they refer to as "The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief." This is their cosmology's version of the end of the Universe, and can be explained by the fact that they believe that the Universe was sneezed out by a creature called the Great Green Arkleseizure. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Krikkit Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Lamuella Home of the Sandwich Maker Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Allosimanius Syneca Ice, snow, mind-hurtling beauty and stunning cold Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Argabuthon A technologically advanced planet, home of the Sceptre of Justice Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Arkinfootle Minor Home of the Hingefreel people and their bad-news powered ships Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Brontitall Home of bird people... and the badly fitting shoes of the Dolmansaxlil Shoe Corporation Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Eadrax Home to the main administrative hub of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints Department Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Eroticon VI Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Esflovian Planet populated by the descendents of an ancient personal-growth-orientated hippy peace commune... Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Golgafrincham Home of the Great Circling Poets of Arium Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Hastromil Turns ultraviolet when it blows up Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Kakrafoon Kakrafoon is an arid world which has a reddish surface similar to that of Mars, perhaps indicating a similar geologic composition and history. Unlike Mars, Kakrafoon has a sentient species known as the Belcerebons. Sentenced by Galactic Tribunal to be telepathic, the only ways of blocking out these messages is to either talk constantly about anything and everything Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Jaglan Beta The moons of this planet are quite cold Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Kria Home world of the Azgoths, Kria is home to the second worst poetry in the Universe Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Magrathea Customised planets and all that jazz Moderators: Radish C. Organix, Slartibartfast	1	28	on Sept 28, 2005, 9:37am by Slartibartfast in Visitation Rights
	Maximegalon The University of Maximegalon (often simply called Maximegalon) is a very august institution of higher learning that has produced many marvellous discoveries in a myriad of fields scientific and otherwise. Its faculty is composed of many of the finest minds in the Galaxy, and includes the rock band Disaster Area's chief accountant (he is the Professor of Neomathmatics.) Among the other attractions present on or near the campus is the Museum of Diseased Imaginings. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	NowWhat The planet NowWhat is physically largely the same as Earth, in that it has the same continents, location in space/time, etc. The difference is its location along an axis of probability. It is a fairly depressing place. The main town is called OhWell. The only major animal to survive (the others all having died of despair) is the NowWhattian boghog, whose only method of communication is biting very hard on the thigh Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Preliumtarn Beyond what used to be known as the Limitless Lightfields of Flanux until the Grey Binding Fiefdoms of Saxaquine were discovered lying beyond them. Within the Grey Binding Fiefdoms of Saxaquine lies the star named Zarss, around which orbits the planet Preliumtarn in which the land of Sevorbeupstry they came to the Great Red Plain of Rars which was bounded on the South side by Quentulus Quazgar Mountains on the further side of which according to the dying words of Prak, they would find in thirty foot high letters of fire God's final message to his creation. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Santraginus V Santraginus V is a planet known widely for its marble-sanded beaches. Seawater from the oceans adjoining those beaches forms a key ingredient for the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Sesefras Magna Sesefras Magna is a orange gas giant with a blue moon known as Epun. The space near the planet is home to space station Port Sesefron, a docking place for Xaxisian battleships and other spacecraft visiting the star system of Zondostina (known to human astronomers as Pleadies Zeta.) Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Sqornshellous Zeta Dimly illuminated and very very swamp-intensive, Sqornshellous Zeta is the source of almost all the Galaxy's mattresses. Said mattresses (all of which are called Zem) spend most of their time flolloping, globbering, volluing, and vooning. Said activities make the planet a favorite destination of etymologists. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Vogsphere Homeworld of the Vogons. Anyone standing on Vogsphere must be careful not to think, because the planet is infested with shovel-like creatures which leap up out of the ground and hit you in the face if you do so. These creatures, parasites which prey on free thought and punish original ideas. It is also home to the indigenous jewel-encrusted crabs and silky-coated deer-like creatures that the Vogons take such delight in tormenting and abusing. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Algol Algol is the home of the Algolian Suntiger, the tooth of which is one of the ingredients of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. Before being placed into the Total Perspective Vortex, Zaphod Beeblebrox wished for Algolian Claret, an alcoholic drink presumably created by the humanoid species inhabiting the planet. Despite Zaphod's apparent affinity for this drink, Algolian cuisine is equally noted for its unpleasantness. The Algolian Zylatburger is one such case. As related by Ford Prefect, "They're a kind of meatburger made from the most unpleasant parts of a creature well-known for its total lack of any pleasant parts." Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Dangrabad Beta Dangrabad Beta is noted for its sand blizzards. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Fallia The planet Fallia is best known for its marshes which, according to the instructions on how to make a proper Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, are quite dangerous. Four litres of Fallian marsh gas should be allowed to bubble through the drink "in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia." Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Frastra In the fire storms of Frastra, they say, life begins at 40,000 degrees. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Poghril Located in the Pansel system, Poghril was once inhabited by a primitive tribe of humanoids. In a very strange occurrence, two hundred and thirty-nine thousand lightly fried eggs fell out of a tear in space-time, forming in a large heap on the planet. The whole Poghril tribe had died out from famine except for one last man who died of cholesterol poisoning some weeks later. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Zentalquabula Zentalquabula is noted for its ancient alabastrum quarries. Large slabs of lustrous stone cut from these quarries were used to pave a terraced plaza between the towers of The Hitchhiker's Guide offices. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Brequinda Brequinda on the Foth of Avalars was famed in myth, legend and stultifyingly dull tri-d mini-series as home of the magnificent and magical Fuolornis Fire Dragon. The Fuolornis Fire Dragon was a peace-loving species. It is a silk-winged, leather-bodied monster, with breath like a rocket booster and teeth like a park fence. They often accidentally adored things to bits and hurt the ones they loved because of their rocket-booster breath and park-fence teeth. Despite this, dragons were much liked on Brequinda, because of sex. For some reason it's almost unbearably sexy having huge magical dragons flying low about the sky on sweet and fragrant moonlit nights, which were very common on Brequinda on the Foth of Avalars. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Ciceronicus 12 Ciceronicus 12 is the planet on which the Great Hyperlobic Omni-Cognate Neutron Wrangler, the Magic and Indefatigable, is located. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
Places to eat and drink
	The Bistro Illegal A no doubt seedy nightclub fondly recalled by Ford Prefect during his one way conversation with his former drinking buddy and currently-deceased rock star Hotblack Desiato. According to the Guide the bar staff at the Bistro Illegal mix a very good Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Cafèñou Cafèñou is a dive bar in Gretchen Town, New Betel. There are rentable rooms on the floors above the bar. Ford Prefect spent many nights in one those rooms talking and drinking with Hotblack Desiato, who was often writing songs for his ajuitar in the neighbouring room. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	The Evildrome Boozarama Noted for its excellent Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, The Evildrome Boozarama was one of the clubs that Ford Prefect and Hotblack Desiato would frequent before Hotblack became a rock star and Ford wound up stranded on Earth in the course of his job as a field researcher for that wholly remarkable book, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Milliways If you've done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliway's - the Restaurant at the End of the Universe! Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Old Pink Dog Bar A far from harmless bar in Han Dold City where Ford Prefect discovers that Earth was not as demolished as he previously believed at the beginning of So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish. Before offering to write an entry for the bar in the Hitchhiker's Guide, Ford attempted to pay for his drinks bill with an American Express credit card. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Slim's Throat Emporium One of the drinking establishments where very well-mixed Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are served to customers. Ford Prefect and Hotblack Desiato were patrons at least once before the success of Disaster Area. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	The Big Bang Burger Bar It is the opposite of Milliway's in that it is at the beginning of the universe, namely the Big Bang. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
Space
	Artifactovol Come here to get a ship, so that you can explore! Alternatively hitch a lift with one of the existing ships (listed below) Moderator: Radish C. Organix	4	9	on Jun 22, 2005, 1:53am by Radish C. Organix in Shuttlepod zero
	Starship Bistromath Slartibartfast's ship. It is propelled by bistomathics, and works by exploiting the irrational mathematics that apply to numbers on a waiter's check pad and groups of people in restaurants. Moderators: Radish C. Organix, Slartibartfast	1	12	on Oct 26, 2006, 6:37pm by ghfgh in My Ship
	Starship Leaky Dinghy Radish's ship... complete with improability drive 'n all. Hitchhikers welcome... unless they come from Kria. Moderator: Radish C. Organix	0	0
	Space Garbage Poopsie lives here with his ugly smelly cat Moderator: Radish C. Organix	1	10	on Jun 29, 2005, 9:35am by Slartibartfast in Introduction
	Shuttlepod Zero It is a small shuttlepod that has been stolen from some idiot. It is green and spherical and does really nice crash landings. Moderators: Radish C. Organix, trance	0	0

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